Category Archive: cats

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The writer’s not-quite-bright cat

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Other Brother Coon Cat (OBCC) is about to find my last nerve and stomp on it. . I was sleeping soundly when, around 11:45, I heard a BAM, a rustling of bushes, and… Continue reading →

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$366 Cat

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Other Brother Coon Cat (aka OBCC)  is middle-aged  — almost 9 years old.  This weekend he was going to the litter box at least once every half hour, most of the time nothing… Continue reading →

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Senseless Sunday Sarcasm : Why did I become a cat people?!

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I sit here…wondering… “Why did I spend days washing urine-soaked bedding, and what is it about cats that enslaves my heart to the point where I’ve been petting the little B@$tard for 10… Continue reading →

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Hard

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Ya know… It’s hard. But now that this… …decided to return home, I should be able to sleep again (Bwahahahaha – in my dreams).   He was incensed that I took the litter box,… Continue reading →

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Why I’ll be up all night

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This: used these… …and this As his personal urinal.  He must have been saving it up in a bladder the size of Rhode Island.    How can a 20 pound coon cat soak… Continue reading →

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Senseless Sunday Sarcasm : Cat help

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There are two words in the English language that don’t belong next to eat other:  Cat & Help. Other Brother Coon Cat (OBCC):  Mom is doing laundry. Tiny Terror (TT):  So…what about it?… Continue reading →

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…and the cat wins again

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I pick it up, he knocks it down, my desk is clean, I turn around, there’s cat hair wedged within the keys and claw marks decorate my knees. He chews upon my tortured… Continue reading →

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Another day, another 3 a.m. wake up cat.

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3:00 in the morning. This was waiting for me in the kitchen Yes, I fed him. I wanted to live. When I awaken at 7:00 a.m., this will be waiting for me (only… Continue reading →

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Brain Drain

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I’m looking for my brain.  If anyone out there finds it, there’s no reward.  I think it’s lost inside the bowels of NaNoWriMo (National Novel Writing Month).   Why would I want to pay… Continue reading →

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Time change

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Every single time the clock springs forward or falls back, there are consequences. Cats aren’t the only ones inconvenienced I can understand why the wretched ritual was started:  It was World War II… Continue reading →