Category Archive: cats

The cat helped me type this

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Up at 5, 2 coon cats covering my desk. They want food. I’m not impressed. I want sleep. They’re not impressed. Vizsla in the cat bed, curled up in a swirl. 20 pound… Continue reading

Yawn!

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Fat cat purring rat nudging me with dog nose mauling toes need to doze Fat dog barking hog nudging me with cat feet kneading deep need to sleep   F*%&@#$ Yawn!

Time for an “ain’t quite right” story

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It’s Saturday morning 9am. Time for a story of love, loss and hope. Once upon a time, a neighbor walked up to my husband with 2 tiny balls of fur in her hands.… Continue reading

The sharply worded wake-up poem

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Dog nose dog toes poking me with cat claws tiny paws stroking me with out cause need gauze Dog tongue ate dung licking me with cat nip needle grip nicking me with out… Continue reading

Letting Sleeping Coon Cats Lie

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Ever have one of those days where you really, really should have stayed home?  I have really, really got to stop trying to work the day after a pull, drill or fill.  You’re… Continue reading

Break Week

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This is break week. No, not as in spring break, but as in “to Break” in it’s purest form and in every sense, senses, since and scents of the word. Do you sense… Continue reading

Why I’m a Supplementie, not a Druggie

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Yesterday is a reminder of why Armor Thyroid is the most potent “drug” I take. Not that things are entirely back to normal (whatever that is), but at least I remembered to feed… Continue reading

Is the universe trying to tell me something?

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One person’s cute is another person’s stupid. Take, for example, the following picture: Do dogs think it’s cute to whine in your ear at 6 in the morning?  Do cats think it’s stupid… Continue reading

3am wake up claw

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Yes, it’s that time of the morning when the kitty fur fills my nostrils as I pet a cat hell bent on clawing my neck into hamburger. I stumble down that treacherous path… Continue reading

Being Catty

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One day I’m going to sleep past 3am. Today’s wake up call is compliments of kitty claws kneading a very unhappy neck. He purrs so cute–an endearing quality best enjoyed while breathing. The… Continue reading