Category Archive: cats

…and the cat wins again

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I pick it up, he knocks it down, my desk is clean, I turn around, there’s cat hair wedged within the keys and claw marks decorate my knees. He chews upon my tortured… Continue reading

Another day, another 3 a.m. wake up cat.

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3:00 in the morning. This was waiting for me in the kitchen Yes, I fed him. I wanted to live. When I awaken at 7:00 a.m., this will be waiting for me (only… Continue reading

Brain Drain

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I’m looking for my brain.  If anyone out there finds it, there’s no reward.  I think it’s lost inside the bowels of NaNoWriMo (National Novel Writing Month).   Why would I want to pay… Continue reading

Time change

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Every single time the clock springs forward or falls back, there are consequences. Cats aren’t the only ones inconvenienced I can understand why the wretched ritual was started:  It was World War II… Continue reading

Halloween Cat

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Into the woods, a Halloween cat, wanders and ponders a clickty clack, perching, and lurching, he’s blacker than night searching for spirits and souls he can bite.   With eyes of a lemon… Continue reading

Senseless Sunday Sarcasm : cleaning up

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I must give two dogs a bath today.  I’m procrastinating. If I don’t write this post right now, I might not get to it until Tuesday. So far, I’ve put a load of… Continue reading

Senseless Sunday Sarcasm : Cat’s eye view of a Dog bath

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Hi.  Other Brother Coon Cat here.   I was going to tell you all about our 6 dogs getting their baths, but I’m holding mom’s computer hostage until she feeds me. I asked my… Continue reading

RonovanWrites #Weekly #Haiku #Poetry Prompt #Challenge #210 Woke&Up

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If you want to participate, here’s the link:   https://ronovanwrites.com/2018/07/16/ronovanwrites-weekly-haiku-poetry-prompt-challenge-210-wokeup/ <_><_><_> Beware the urge to pet-awake a sleeping cat who shreds when angered.     ©Joelle LeGendre

#Weekly #Tanka Prompt #Poetry Challenge – Week 104 – Beauty & Monument

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If you want to participate, here’s the link:  https://ramblingsofawriter2016.com/2018/07/11/weekly-tanka-prompt-poetry-challenge-week-104-beauty-monument/ <_><_><_> Feline monument inside nature’s sandy frame, is serenity. Look past a balding landscape… beauty whispers through his eyes. ©Joelle LeGendre

Senseless Sunday Sarcasm : unholy mackerel

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After almost a week of extreme editing, I came home to this: Which is basically the same thing I left. Ho-hum, mom’s home, where’s our food? Spoiled little thankless B@$#@rds. That’s what happens… Continue reading