Category Archive: Animals

3am wake up thump

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Have you ever found yourself waking up on the floor while 3 dogs have taken over your bed? Errrr dog knocked off the pillow, Vizsla dog is sleeping in the middle of my… Continue reading

Frog Spotting

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3am wake up dog! Brain cells floating in a fog Doing laundry, writing blog Don’t step on the camo-frog. What do you do at 3 in the morning when you can’t get back… Continue reading

Crappy Awards

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  Ever have one of those days where it would have been better just to sleep 24 hours and forget it happened? I’m better at writing things down than trying to talk. I’ll… Continue reading

And the Melting Chocolate Eyes Win…Again

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It’s 3am. I’ve just consulted with the sleep fairy called Ibuprofen. Why am I awake? The short answer is Errrrr Dog. The long answer: My legs were hanging over the side of the… Continue reading

Diary of a fat white dog (with brown spots).

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  4:46 am. My human turned on her side. She must be restless. I’ll breathe in her face to help her sleep. Why is she asking if the toilet overflowed? 5:05am. My human… Continue reading

Life With A Deaf, Blind, Lame, Senile Dog That Thinks She’s My Mother

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My dog is on drugs…. anti-flea meds every four days, antibiotics and anti-pain pills twice a day, and prednisone for itching down to every other day. Oh yes, and a diluted vinegar spray every… Continue reading

Today’s headache: Migraine with a dog chaser

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Today’s headache:  Migraine with a dog chaser. Yesterday’s headache:  Migraine with a side of denial. The day before yesterday’s headache:  Sinus with scattered migraine symptoms. As I sit in an office chair so… Continue reading

The Green Tree Frog in my Toilet

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What does a green tree frog think when the yellow waterfall hits the white porcelain cliffs?  Does it wonder if the white stuff drying off the fleshy lid is a beach towel for… Continue reading

Weighty thoughts on my last day in the Hot and Dry

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This is my last day in the Hot and Dry with only 1 Dog.  Said dog and I completed one last daily ritual together:  Sharing my breakfast.   The ritual goes something like this: … Continue reading

California dreams, schemes, & memes

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Don’t you just love it when you wake up with that metallic baking soda/salt taste roiling around in your mouth after dreaming you were knee deep in crappy flood water asking your old boss… Continue reading