Dingo Dog Guest Blog
Dr. Dog is on vacation. He’s asked Dingo Mutt, FloridaBorne’s wild-child of the dog world, to be guest blogger. Dr. Dog’s Advice Column on Human Behavior will be back when Dr.… Continue reading
Category Archive: Animals
Cat Nap
My bed is 7 moving blankets and a piece of foam. Yes, I could afford a bed, in fact the mattress I was using is considered quite comfortable when guests come to visit.… Continue reading
The Errrr Dog Commands
My bed, not your bed, The Errrr Dog commands. So spray me with water, Bark out your demands. My bed! No bargains! Get down on your knees! I claim this clean laundry!… Continue reading
3am wake up thump
Have you ever found yourself waking up on the floor while 3 dogs have taken over your bed? Errrr dog knocked off the pillow, Vizsla dog is sleeping in the middle of my… Continue reading
Frog Spotting
3am wake up dog! Brain cells floating in a fog Doing laundry, writing blog Don’t step on the camo-frog. What do you do at 3 in the morning when you can’t get back… Continue reading
Crappy Awards
Ever have one of those days where it would have been better just to sleep 24 hours and forget it happened? I’m better at writing things down than trying to talk. I’ll… Continue reading
And the Melting Chocolate Eyes Win…Again
It’s 3am. I’ve just consulted with the sleep fairy called Ibuprofen. Why am I awake? The short answer is Errrrr Dog. The long answer: My legs were hanging over the side of the… Continue reading
Diary of a fat white dog (with brown spots).
4:46 am. My human turned on her side. She must be restless. I’ll breathe in her face to help her sleep. Why is she asking if the toilet overflowed? 5:05am. My human… Continue reading
Life With A Deaf, Blind, Lame, Senile Dog That Thinks She’s My Mother
My dog is on drugs…. anti-flea meds every four days, antibiotics and anti-pain pills twice a day, and prednisone for itching down to every other day. Oh yes, and a diluted vinegar spray every… Continue reading
Today’s headache: Migraine with a dog chaser
Today’s headache: Migraine with a dog chaser. Yesterday’s headache: Migraine with a side of denial. The day before yesterday’s headache: Sinus with scattered migraine symptoms. As I sit in an office chair so… Continue reading