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The cat helped me type this

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Up at 5, 2 coon cats covering my desk. They want food. I’m not impressed. I want sleep. They’re not impressed. Vizsla in the cat bed, curled up in a swirl. 20 pound… Continue reading

Volcano Mouth of the South

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Asleep at 6pm, up at 11pm.  Another day, another weird dream. Tell me–who wants to  dream they’re taking a tour of their teeth while volcanoes erupt in the distance? Is that what happens… Continue reading

Procrastination station

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FloridaBorne vs. her brain. All aboard this crazy train called the Loco Motive. FloridaBorne! Get your butt into gear and get on this train. I don’t care if the bridge is out–you can’t… Continue reading

What do you want to be?

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Austin’s Friday Night Think Tank asked Modern Philosophers, “What Otherworldly Being do you most wish you could be?” Funny he should ask. That dredged up a memory so old the dinosaurs were still… Continue reading

Yawn!

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Fat cat purring rat nudging me with dog nose mauling toes need to doze Fat dog barking hog nudging me with cat feet kneading deep need to sleep   F*%&@#$ Yawn!

You’re a die-hard dog owner if…

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You’re a die-hard dog owner if: You’re sitting on a park bench.  A friendly dog approaches you while you’re eating a sandwich with your bare hands, you pet the dog and continue eating… Continue reading

Whine Week is over–for the moment

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Thanks to the following laundry list of happy, the FloridaBorne version of whine-week is finally over: the best granddaughter in the universe who called to say, “I love you gam-ma.” the best friends… Continue reading

The fractured remembrances of a not-quite-right sister

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  Ever have one of those dreams where you’re in a room with a bunch of people you don’t know–with the exception of your sister?  The fact that once again my sister accomplished… Continue reading

Musically Loopy

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Things to do when insomnia hits: Back up your computer Pace Watch TV (if you have one) Eat Pet a cat Buy stuff on Amazon you’ll regret in the morning Make cookies Remember… Continue reading

How to give yourself a black eye.

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PRELUDE Imagine the old 1950’s series, Dragnet “Ladies and gentlemen, the story you are about to see is true.” Imagine the first 9 ominous notes of this series–or watch the first 10 seconds… Continue reading