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HERDING CATS

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Years ago, I had a dog that wasn’t quite right. Yep, she fit right in with the rest of the family. Part Chow and part Rottweiler, the psychopathic half of her personality shattered… Continue reading

The end of a rough night

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Last night was rough. If it wasn’t the dog breathing in my face,or the pain radiating everywhere, it was the dream of being a small child hunted down by assassins. The crowd surrounding… Continue reading

Today’s headache: Migraine with a dog chaser

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Today’s headache:  Migraine with a dog chaser. Yesterday’s headache:  Migraine with a side of denial. The day before yesterday’s headache:  Sinus with scattered migraine symptoms. As I sit in an office chair so… Continue reading

Answers in Dream World that make you go hmmmm…..

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One of the most disturbing features about having a dream that answers your question is how real the tastes, scents, sights, and sounds seem to be.  Equally disturbing is how quickly that fleeting… Continue reading

July 4th is not about fireworks or a day off

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This isn’t my usual type of blog, as I’m serious about my Constitutional rights.  I used to love celebrating July 4th. Now I feel as if I’m witnessing the death of a loved… Continue reading

I wanted to sleep. Really I did. But there were these 5 foot tall ants…

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I wanted to sleep.  Really I did.  But how do you stay asleep after running from a bunch of 5 foot ants wearing vests that say Monsanto holding spray guns that look like… Continue reading

The Green Tree Frog in my Toilet

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What does a green tree frog think when the yellow waterfall hits the white porcelain cliffs?  Does it wonder if the white stuff drying off the fleshy lid is a beach towel for… Continue reading

Random Crazy Thoughts

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  Sitting at the lunch table, my black baseball cap blocking most of the fluorescent light, I chewed on a well-cooked hamburger (sans bread) contemplating the other people crammed around the small break-room… Continue reading

Weighty thoughts on my last day in the Hot and Dry

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This is my last day in the Hot and Dry with only 1 Dog.  Said dog and I completed one last daily ritual together:  Sharing my breakfast.   The ritual goes something like this: … Continue reading

California dreams, schemes, & memes

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Don’t you just love it when you wake up with that metallic baking soda/salt taste roiling around in your mouth after dreaming you were knee deep in crappy flood water asking your old boss… Continue reading