A fun post.

I was on Twitter today, and answered the question, “How many writers does it take to change a lightbulb?”

This was my reply:

  • In a horror story, people die before they can change a light bulb.
  • In SciFi….light bulb? What’s that?
  • In a love story, passion burns in the darkness.

I thought of a few more:

  • In a young adult novel, parents change the lightbulbs.
  • In a smutty novel, the cameraperson changes the lightbulb.
  • A poet can’t afford lightbulbs, so he writes as the sun pours red, orange and yellow across a calm sea.

Can you think of any I missed?