Senseless Sarcasm : Bad day

It feels as if I’ve lost my glasses today, I can’t see straight.

This time, give me one on the rocks, bartender.  

Today wasn’t just a bad day.  It was a lousy, rotten horrible day and if it get any worse, I’ll take a shot of whisky.  That would make me sick so I’ll have to come up with another plan. 

Perhaps a swig of Ensure?

If I told you every problem I ran into, you’d laugh.   Here’s just one of the problems. 

  • I’m working from home today (haha…funny!). Until today, my files breezed from Windows 10 to Windows 7.
  • I can get my windows 10 laptop to pull up the PDF files I need, but it says I need an activation key for Word.
  • I can get my windows 7 home computer to pull up the Word files I need, but it says the PDF files are corrupted (yeah…with Windows 10 goo).
  • I have a flash drive with my files on it.  I can’t use it on both the laptop and my computer at the same time.
  • I did find a way to work on 1 of the 3 documents that was my goal for the day.
  • I also save on an external hard drive, and I could access both Windows and PDF.  All I have to do now is remember to take that one document off the hard drive at work tomorrow.

My Windows 10 laptop was loaded by the IT people where I work…because I hate Windows 10…and will only use that laptop if I’m desperate. 

So, in an effort to make myself feel better through the misery of others, I thought I’d see what other people’s bad days were like. 

At least I’m not forced to carry 600 pounds:

It feels like a ton of bricks had been unloaded over my head, but at least I didn’t do this:

Their day was FAR worse than mine (snickering).

Still, I agree with this critter:

 

When I’m hopping mad, that about all I’m capable of doing.