How to spend 10 days at home
How to spend 10 days at home and still get paid? It’s simple:
- Have a mask exemption
- Have two people test positive for Covid in a place that has 100 employees.
- Suddenly, everyone is paranoid.
Ergo, why I’ll be getting up at 10:00am in the morning…and work when I want…in my pajamas.
Since I have the capability to work from home, it just means I’ll save gasoline — which jumped from $1.90 per gallon to $3.14 in less than a year.
The person who gets the brunt of this is my “shadow.”
I asked for someone to shadow me on the job. Why?
If I don’t wake up tomorrow morning, there will be one person in this world who knows my job is a hot mess.
She gets to do all the leg work.
I type the reports. She prints them out, gets them signed, and scans them into the computer.
Did I mention there are more reports this month than at any other time of the year.
Yep. It’s allllll good!