Senseless Saturday Sarcasm : sick
Well…I finally did it: Managed to get so sick the well parts of me are wondering if I’m ever going to recover.
I’ve been looking for the “well parts” of my body which, I believe, are my toes. Then again, they’re the farthest away from my sinuses.
It’s easy for you to say, “It’s only sinusitis.”
That’s the problem with being sick. People will be ever so nice and say, “I hope you get better,” with a learned empathetic look.
Then, they’ll say,”I have an appointment. See ya,” and rush away before I can sneeze on them.
Translation: “You dumb@$$! Why the H.E. Double hockey sticks did you stop me in the hall to say you’re sick? I don’t want that C#@p! Get it the hell away from me!”
People who want to make the best of everything say this:
…and I say THIS right back at ’em:
Then there are the people who just don’t want to come up with another excuse for missing work:
I just “love” the people who make jokes about it:
What is my one wish in this particular moment of my life:
Sleep. Lots and lots of uninterrupted snoozing.
What am I going to get instead?
The last two days of this month, I have to get 5 annual reports out before November 30.
I feel like this:
Wish me luck.
“5 annual reports out before November 30”
What year? 2023?
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2021
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I really hope you are feeling better soon 💜
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Thanks.
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💜
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This too shall pass!
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One can only hope.
I’m feeling bad for my doggies, who are so worried they won’t eat. The wagon-train around me trying to help me hold it together.
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Oh, here’s to rapid recovery, but enough rest to make it a real recovery. I have sinusitus, and it sucks. I’m sorry you have to have trouble.
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It’s been coming on for weeks — that bad feeling on one side of the nose. Suddenly, it morphed into sinusitis. Here’s hoping you are able to get past the OMG!! and finally find the Ah!
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Poooor baby. I hope you are better soon.
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Thanks.
For the past 2 days, I’ve been sleeping a lot. Got up at 8 and didn’t know if it was 8 in the morning or 8 at night — nor did I care if it was Saturday, Sunday or Monday. That’s NOT like me. Aaarruuggh.
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That sounds sick–and not the way the teens use the word. LOL!
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Oh I do hope you get better soon Joelle! Hugs.
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Thanks. 🙂
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Now here’s the thing. You’re ill and that’s bad. But it generates good copy in your posts so that’s good. Is it OK to wish you a little bit s%$t every, say third day just to be the catalyst – or maybe with your canine menagerie, dogalyst- of more perky readable content?
That of course implies your content quality drops off when you’re well which of course isn’t the case. I’m just greedy. The answer maybe from your toes to taken their turn at participating in the c$%Pfest.
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When I understand everything you wrote, I’ll let you know. Right now, the words “Yes” and “No” require several moments of thought.
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So sorry you are miserable. Good luck on the reports and I do hope you feel better very soon. Like today would be good. Stupid germs.
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That’s as far as my brain will go today: “Stupid germs!”
Thanks for understanding.
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With a great pleasure, and best wishes for fast recovery. xx Michael
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