Strange National Days
There’s a national chocolate day, national get up day and a national Daiquiri day.
Yesterday, I did almost EVERYTHING wrong, so I thought, Why isn’t there a national wrong day?
Looks like I was mistaken…again.
Here’s to another strange day
Some of us don’t give a flying $*@% what day it is.
I have 3 reasons to celebrate on this day:
- National Lottery Day
- National Peach Ice Cream Day
- Woodie Wagon Day, and
- Wrong Way Corrigan Day
If that’s not enough reason to celebrate, it’s also National Hemp Month.
That might explain a lot about July. Or excess mental wanderings could be the result of heat stroke.
Did you know that July 31 is National Heat Stroke Awareness day? Yep. There’s a day for that.
My birthday is this month and I found just the right cake.
By the time I get all the candles off, it’s going to be covered with mold.
Yep. There’s a T-shirt for that