Pointless sarcasm

I have nothing absolutely earth shattering to report, unlike these poor, unfortunate, twins.

Dogs have taken over my bed.  Cats want attention.  

Irritating, but not earth shattering.

Yep. Someone forgot to turn on the “brain” light.

The Division of Motor Vehicles has three cars listed on my tag renewal. 

One of them isn’t mine. 

Weird DMV experience | momsranting

It means I have to actually walk into the government offices and I can’t pay the bill on-line.

Someone needs a better exercise program

It’s presently a teeth-shattering 77F at 1:00 in the morning. Brrrr.

First world problems suck.