Senseless Sarcasm : Marriage
Once upon a time, when I had more sense, I said:
Here’s the perfect way to test the patience of a future spouse:
Husband number 1 would have tried to shoot the computer.
Some days it pays to be a crack shot. Fortunately, he was too drunk to aim right.
I’m told statistics don’t lie and have to wonder if there’s a guy out there who married himself.
This is better advice than marrying someone just like your ex over and over again expecting a different result.
Marriage takes two people willing to put up with each other no matter how greatly each resembles a gnome at the end of 50 years.
You’ve been warned.