Senseless Sarcasm : Marriage

Once upon a time, when I had more sense, I said:

Here’s the perfect way to test the patience of a future spouse:


Husband number 1 would have tried to shoot the computer.

Some days it pays to be a crack shot. Fortunately, he was too drunk to aim right.

I’m told statistics don’t lie and have to wonder if there’s a guy out there who married himself.

This is better advice than marrying someone just like your ex over and over again expecting a different result.

Marriage takes two people willing to put up with each other no matter how greatly each resembles a gnome at the end of 50 years.



You’ve been warned.