99 word prompt : Naked Gardening
May 20, 2021, prompt: In 99 words (no more, no less), write a story about naked gardening. Is it the veggies or the gardener who is naked? Go where the prompt leads!
If you want to participate, here’s the link: CARROT RANCH
Such a silly concept; naked gardening. Not a fan of squatting that close to soil without something between my derriere and the dirt.
Yes, I know vegetables aren’t grown in grocery stores, and meat doesn’t show up in the butcher shop already sliced, wrapped and priced. Someone has to tend the farms. But(t)… naked?
What’s next… people attending church naked? I don’t want to sit on any public seating where someone else’s squishy bodily fluids await.
With good fortune, nudity, corsets, and stiletto’s will be thrown on the garbage dump of ridiculous fashion ideas — while comfortable clothing prevails.