Senseless pee poetry
People owned by cats are a special breed.
Take, for instance, my reaction the moment I walked into a closet full of expensive work clothes that now smell like cat pee.
Inside this 5 x 7 area with 1.5 feet of walking space is a dehumidifier that is presently sending pee-flavored aromas into the air.
My senseless poetry for the day:
No matter how
expensive the 3
odor killing candles
in my closet may be,
it still smells like
Why did he do it?
I forgot to clean his coon cat-sized litter box yesterday.
One day. One. Um. Uno.
I’d stop buying the expensive urinary cat food from tractor supply and replace it with a store brand, but you can’t get the odor of cat pee out of shoe leather.