Senseless pee poetry

Chilly Coon Kitty, King of the desk.
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People owned by cats are a special breed.
Take, for instance, my reaction the moment I walked into a closet full of expensive work clothes that now smell like cat pee.
Inside this 5 x 7 area with 1.5 feet of walking space is a dehumidifier that is presently sending pee-flavored aromas into the air.
My senseless poetry for the day:
No matter how
expensive the 3
odor killing candles
in my closet may be,
it still smells like
vanilla pee.Β Β
Why did he do it?
I forgot to clean his coon cat-sized litter box yesterday.
One day.Β One.Β Um.Β Uno.
I’d stop buying the expensive urinary cat food from tractor supply and replace it with a store brand, but you can’t get the odor of cat pee out of shoe leather.
ππ That was a serious situation ππ²βΊοΈ especially if your nose is high in senses
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It is both a curse and a blessing to have a nose that can recreate a recipe by scent.
I could have done without the recipe for cat pee
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ha ha, you should get a better room spray, that doesn’t interfere pee.. LOL π
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We need more information. Was the door open? Was the taser not turned on?
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My parents built the home I’ve lived in for 28 years. They didn’t care about amenities such as doors on closets, so I have a rug covering the entrance.
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Typically cat, you make a simple slip and they hang you ππππ
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Exactly.
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God help us! Mika has 2 trays in the main bathroom shower. She stands all 4 paws in 1 tray & poops on the edge of both trays! She is not getting the lesson. Cheers,H
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I came to the conclusion long ago that the only reasons housecats still exist is that incredible purring.
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And the soft fur? No? Cheers,H
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Oh, absolutely!
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I hope you’ve learned your lesson regarding the litter.
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Love is stronger than pee. Lesson learned. π
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I think you’ve known that all along.
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Nothing is stronger than the smell of male cat urine.
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Except rat pee. I had the misfortune years ago of a rat getting into my chest of drawers.
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Yuck!
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