Senseless Sunday Sarcasm : Dark meme edition
Trying to wrap my mind around a senseless Sunday sarcasm post.
I’m not in the mood for valentine’s day, but no one gave me expensive chocolates this year, or last year, or the year before, or a decade…
Dollar General Dark Chocolate with a used bow on it doesn’t count.
At this moment, it might be a form of torture to send me a box of excellent chocolates, since back pain has my stomach in a knot.
I’d be like a dog watching someone cook.
My mood has become rather dark, although there is still humor to be found in the dark places.
Here are a few memes that made me laugh:
Aliens lose ship when Alpha-Centauri stock market crashes:
Shopping in 2019, 2020…
…and the 2021 food lines
For all who need their butts saved, church may have the answer for you.
2021 may be bizarre mixture of good and bad
And for those people who expect the worst from 2021, here’s your meme
Will 2021 be the year that COVID-19 finally goes away?
Or will a new virus from China
- incite rioting,
- cause TP theft to skyrocket, and
- will food become a luxury only politicians can afford?
Clint has the answer for that.
I’m not looking forward to what 2021 has to offer. If it were an animal, I’d have to choose from one of the predators inside Jurassic park…with rabies…and 2 heads.
Yes, I can hear the collective consciousness screaming out at me, “Look at the bright side. Things could always be worse.”
For all the optimists who want to look at the bright side, here’s your meme:
Ibuprofen is finally starting to work. I’m going to bed for 2 more magnificent hours of sleep in a row.
Here’s hoping that you find a box of chocolate next to your new diet plan, while “You Light Up My Life” is playing on the oldies channel.
Gosh I needed this or did I? Yes…..better to laugh while we can. Oh no im not going in the black hole just yet you just cheer me up.x😻💖🐾
LikeLiked by 1 person
Thanks for letting me know it gave you a smile.
When I cheer others up — I cheer myself up. Sort of like that song from “The King And I,” (Whistle a happy tune).
LikeLiked by 1 person
ha ha ha, thanks for the good laugh. Hope your back pain feels okay now. Take care of your health Joelle… Have a peaceful sleep 💐🤗
LikeLiked by 1 person
Thanks. 🙂
LikeLiked by 1 person
Good job. We’re hunkering down for a rare Arctic Burst, but you made me laugh anyway.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Thanks. 🙂
Tuesday, it will be 49F at night. On Friday, it’s supposed to be 38F. Not looking forward to Florida’s version of cold weather.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Texas was sooo unprepared! What you saw of Houston on TV didn’t tell half the story. We are thirty miles south of there. We had it bad.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Wow!
My sister lived in Houston for around 30 years, a few blocks from Braes Bayou. Where I live, and Houston, are at about the same latitude. It was by sheer luck of the draw that the artic blast wasn’t 700 miles east of you. What y’all went through was horrific — and made worse by an inept electric company.
Did y’all get your electricity back yet?
LikeLiked by 1 person
Dark humor people are smarter according to the internet.
LikeLiked by 2 people
I’ve heard that before, but if you ever saw me walking down the road you’d wonder how I managed to put one foot in front of the other. 😂 There’s testing somewhere that says I’m at the bottom of the bell curve — on the right side of the chart. Every time I run across it, I wonder if someone was having fun at my expense. 😏
In these woods live people capable of rebuilding, designing, and fixing vehicles that would make someone in automobile engineering say, “WOW!” In my mind, an innovative person who learned by doing and never gave up trying is far smarter than the Ph.D. who doesn’t know how to function in the world. 😊
LikeLiked by 1 person
The Dollar store V-ay chocolates weren’t bad. There were only like 3 of them there and only one was edible, but who cares? Nostalgia!
I’ve been telling people to stay away from me way before 2020. They listened for about a week last March, and now we’re back to space invading because masks are the ultimate protector. It’s not a stupidity filter, unfortunately. I’m with Clint.
LikeLiked by 2 people
I have to agree. Clint rocks!
Dollar General has dark chocolate that’s okay, but Valentine’s day is supposed to be Ethel M or Godiva. 😊
LikeLiked by 2 people