Senseless Monday Sarcasm : Weird thanks
Insanely funny.
The world is insane,
when humans shoot their own feet,
and then blame the gun.
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Call me insane but
remember that the insane
can still be correct.
I declare this “Wacky Answer Day,“ or WAD (for short).
Fill in the blanks
- Today, I give thanks for _______________________
- ______________________________ make(s) me smile.
- My favorite activity is __________________________
- I’m thankful that I’m not a _____________________
Here are my answers:
- Being not-quite right.
- Wacky answers from my readers.
- Writing.
- Mask.
Go for it!!
Ok 😎
1. Being inside, outdoor is 23 F.
2. My cats.
3. Napping with my cats.
4. Weird brain fog.
Have a great Tuesday 😜
Sid
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Good ones!
23F is most definitely a good reason to give thanks for being inside. 🙂
Wish my cat would nap with me more often. I think it’s the 5 dogs huddled near me that he doesn’t like.
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Hello 🙂
One cat and five dogs… 🤔
No, napping is not easy, not easy…
Ciao
Sid
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1. Waking up on the green side of the grass.
2. Yoga pants.
3. Resting my eyes.
4. Conservative.
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Yes, waking up on the green side of the grass means you weren’t sleeping on the dog poo. 🙂
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I agree with everything you said.
Let’s try and join in on the game. Are there any prizes?
1. being alive
2. The sun
3. I was going to say writing, but I don’t want to copy you, so – being able to do whatever I want.
4. an ant.
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A prize is a good idea. Most people aren’t interested in getting a book for a prize, though. They’re more interested in chocolate and money (not necessarily in that order. 🙂
An ant would be sucky — especially a worker ant. Did you know that ants invade other ant hills and take slaves?
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Money works alright for me 😉
I think I have heard about that. Rather interesting.
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Most of us these days are having an out-of-money experience. 😊
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1. No dental treatment required.
2. A glass of Bailey’s.
3. Sleeping.
4. A sheep.
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A sheep is a great answer. It would be very baaa-d.
I, too, would love to have no dental treatment required.
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Usually it’s me who needs the fillings, so I was pleased to do the Happy Dance.
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Today, I give thanks for __getting dressed.___
_Ruby the dog _ make(s) me smile.
My favourite activity is going out to the dustbin______________________
I’m thankful that I’m not a teapot!
💜💜💜
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Your first answer reminded me of Willie Nelson’s song: I woke up alive again today (written after there was an article that said he had died.
Being a teapot would be too hot to handle 🙂
Dogs and cats certainly are smile material. Dogs are ALWAYS happy to see you and cats? Well…they purr.
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Dogs have owners cats have slaves 🙂, and being in lockdown, getting past the gate is a plus!!
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Same with dogs. It takes coordination to get out the gate without one pushing through.
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Lol 🤣😆🤣
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1. cut-off valve (long story involving a spewing water line)
2. Sasquatch shows
3. eating unhealthy food
4. I second whoever said ant
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Good ones!
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Great post idea! I may steal it 😂
Okay, here goes:
1. Betty, my precious cat companion.
2. Betty, my precious cat companion.
3. Hanging out with Betty, my precious cat companion.
4. Betty, my precious cat companion.
Oops, haha, sorry, I got carried away thinking of Betty.
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LOL! Cats do that to us.
You are welcome to steal this post. 🙂
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