Senseless Sunday Sarcasm : Just sayings

If you don’t have a mind, it doesn’t matter, and my thinker is going kerthunk, kerthunk…

…sort of like having a flat tire on the LA freeway while some guy is on your tail honking at you to go faster.

In the words of my father, “Ain’t gonna happen.”

Since my mind is too tired to thunk after doing annual reports all weekend, I’ll let others do the thinking for me.

Here’s a tip from someone who’s good at math:

Never in my entire life has Prince Charming been described thusly:

I married a guy like that once…or twice.

Some people think I’m nuts, but I have an entirely different view of what that means.

I’m Oak-A.

Speaking of vegetation…

As someone capable of killing anything that grows, I have to admit that if I throw seeds out the front door, a tree will grow if I do absolutely nothing to help it.

Yes — my garden died, but I have orange and key lime trees growing all over the yard.

I have this terrible habit of giving advice to people who don’t want it.  I think I’ve found a cure for that:

Although my brain is off somewhere, trying to rest from the agony of thinking, I guarantee that once I try to sleep, this will happen:

Wish me luck with getting to sleep.

I’m going to do you an un-favor by helping you not sleep, too:

If this didn’t make you cringe just a tiny bit, then I’ve lost my touch.

Orange Aren’t you glad I wasn’t the alien in charge of growing humans.  Then again, perhaps I was — in another life — and the real name of humanity’s birthplace was the Garden of Eaten.

You could say I alien-ated my garden.

Yes, I’m leaving now.