Let’s drink to the new year

It’s 3:00 am on 1/1/2021.  How am I bringing in the New Year?

Equate Original Meal Replacement Nutritional Shakes ...Big A** Mug 20 oz mug 20 Oz Large Ceramic Coffee Mug | ZazzleBaronet Coffee Fair Trade Organic Small Village Blend Coffee Pods Bag, 54 Count

Don’t you know this is the drink superheroes prefer? 

It has more nutrition than a Starbucks Fat-puccino and contains fewer calories.

Watch Spider-Man Freak Out Starbucks Customers by Dropping ...

I didn’t plan to get up this early, but I have a black cat that doesn’t like being locked inside the house.

The humans viewpoint:  We’re protecting him from people like this:

Fireworks Fail GIFs - Find & Share on GIPHY

The cat’s viewpoint:

Cats have no respect.

As usual, my New Year’s resolution is going to be the same as last year: 

This year, I resolve to make no new year’s resolutions.

You can steal that one from me, since someone, somewhere, at some time in the distant past must have resolved the same thing.

Do you have a New Year’s resolution? 

If so, you have more courage than I — and I’d love to hear it.