Let’s drink to the new year
It’s 3:00 am on 1/1/2021. How am I bringing in the New Year?
Don’t you know this is the drink superheroes prefer?
It has more nutrition than a Starbucks Fat-puccino and contains fewer calories.
I didn’t plan to get up this early, but I have a black cat that doesn’t like being locked inside the house.
The humans viewpoint: We’re protecting him from people like this:
The cat’s viewpoint:
Cats have no respect.
As usual, my New Year’s resolution is going to be the same as last year:
This year, I resolve to make no new year’s resolutions.
You can steal that one from me, since someone, somewhere, at some time in the distant past must have resolved the same thing.
Do you have a New Year’s resolution?
If so, you have more courage than I — and I’d love to hear it.