Christmas party : Work version
If you’ve read my posts for a few months, you know there are a few (hundred) things I don’t like. Among those gems of inconsequential 1st world irritants are:
People who don’t like cats,
People who don’t like dogs,
Being touched/massages,
and toilet paper hogs.
I do like puns, fractured/funny poetry, anything Star Trek, and I love slashing words together in an “and/or s/he” kind of way.
Our office Christmas parties don’t have dancing, or laughing at the embarrassing antics of drunken employees. That’s left for the staffs blow-out bash at the local Quality Inn. It ends up looking something like this:
Instead of being unintentionally assaulted, there’s a lot of laughter, Southern-style Hors d’oeuvres, and a white elephant gift sharing game.
Everyone brings a gift under $25 and puts it on the table. People choose a gift they didn’t bring. Each takes a turn rolling the dice, and following the directions numbered 2 through 12, such as;
- Pass your gift to the right
- Pass your gift to the left
- Open your gift…
What were the gifts?
Things like certificates for stores/massages/Amazon/restaurants, blankets, liquor, chocolate, cups, and a yearly planner.
There were a few coveted above all others, like the liquor, Starbucks gift set, gift certificate for a massage, and the chocolates. It was fun watching the expressions when people had to give them up.
After 10 people rolled the dice twice, guess which one I was left with?
Please reread the 3rd line of the bad poem above. Only then will you understand my reaction.
“Who wants to trade!”
Half the people at the party raised their gifts. I have enough blankets to cover every dog in my house 3 times over, and I don’t drink alcohol (stomach won’t let me).
From A to D, which one do you think I chose?
A. Restaurant gift card
B. Bed and bath gift card
C. Yearly planner
D. Cup/Coaster/towel set
I have no doubt it will be discovered within the first 4 replies.
I pick C
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Bulls Eye!
You were the first to guess it — and correctly.
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Yea for me! Congratulations to you on your great exchange.
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Thanks. 🙂 I’ve already started using it.
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I also think C
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Correct!
I’m just too predictable. 🙂
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C
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Absolutely correct!
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Just to be different, I’ll pick B! 🙂
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The cat is out of the Christmas box: 3 people chose C already. But thank you for trying to cheer me up. ❤️
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Well blow me down! I would of said C too ! 💜💜💜
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LOL! Great way to put it.
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It’s quite a common saying over here 💜
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I read it is C☺️ I wonder why won’t you choose D I know that now , Why you need to choose when your cat already knew what to do with it 😁.
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Actually, my boss gave us all bed and bath gift cards the day before the party. Not that I ever buy from there…
I don’t like to be touched — especially by people I don’t know, and I’ve tried massage before (akin to torture). I’m not a hugger. But, my job does require a lot of planning. 🙂
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Such a kind boss you got.😁. Not like the ones we have here 😂😂
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She is excellent.
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I’m far too poor for bitcoin. 🙂
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