Senseless Wednesday Sarcasm : Brrrrrr
September came in like a hurricane and it’s going out like blizzard.
As if life weren’t filled with enough 1st world problems, it’s going to reach 60F tonight in SEPTEMBER!
To a Floridian, that’s sacrilidge.
This might be refreshing in Alaska…
…but in Florida, it’s the beginning of the apocalypse.
I actually had to use socks today! Again!
We never have socks weather until mid-October, but this is 2020 so I shouldn’t be surprised by anything.
In Florida, we take our right to bear arms serious and have 2 types of gun owners.
When it gets under 65F, it’s hard to shoot when you’re wearing a down jacket and thermal gloves.
I started this post a few hours ago. OMG! It’s 60F!!! I just had to change from my flip-flops into these…
…after saving the right shoe from Death by Dog.
Alaska, you’ll never have to worry about a true Floridian moving to your state. Your July resembles our November.
We Floridians dread winter. Just ask the grim reaper, who loves to travel down south with the snowbirds.
It’s only been 10 minutes, and I soooo miss wearing flip-flops.
Three dogs are on my bed, curled up in front of the heater. There is no room for me to crawl in ( what a
not surprise). As if it weren’t enough of an insult to snack on my shoe.