Senseless Thursday Sarcasm : Lang-wage
Last night, I was thinking…
Yes, I know that’s never a good idea, but my brain makes me do it anyway.
My work days are spent writing reports, and yet I rarely consider the years required to learn how one word glues to the next and creates a thought.
Yes, I’m talking about word glue. Did you know there isn’t a meme for that?
Some days the words we have had to use can be confusing.
- There was a sentence in the paper about a court sentence when sent ants sent with scented candles sent tense people scurrying.
- I can’t bear the fact that the bear was bare.
- I said aye when I had an eye patch.
- Mr. Wright can write right during a rite.
- The ewe she had had had had you cornered.
- I know of no notable knowledgeable nomads.
I could go on, but my brain is numb.
If you’ve ever wondered what gets me up at 2 in the morning, now you know.
Well, now it’s 3:00 in the morning, and though I thought it through, I threw out the thought thinking it better to pet a cat.
Try telling me this isn’t a Zen moment:
You’re right, thinking (or over-thinking) should be banned!
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Or we could start a band named Overthink. 🙂
Either way, Overthink probably should be banned.
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Preaching to the choir! Cheers, H
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Thanks. 🙂
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😂🤣LOL I totally confused at that word play, non native English speaker like me 😵😂😜 nice play with words and why is there no meme for glue 🙄🤔 Enjoyed the post Joelle 😍✨👍 Hope you finally slept 😎 Have A good day ✨💐
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Yes, I finally slept okay. 🙂
You speak more than one language. That, to me, is an amazing feat. I took 4 years of Spanish and remember “Donde esta el banyo” (where is the bathroom). I can ask that question in 3 other languages, too. 🙂
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☺️Here speaking english considered as a Pride 😁 and we are forced to learn it. That means you know 3 more languages 😍 Wow ✨
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No — I can just ask where the bathroom is in 3 languages and won’t embarrass myself if I can’t find one. 😀
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You are very smart ✨ I should learn that trick from you, when I go to other states 😸 The only question I often use “Where is the bathroom?” 😂
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I feel like you should trademark Word Glue somehow and sell it to writers as a miracle cure for writer’s block.
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LOL! Excellent idea.
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