Senseless Sunday Sarcasm : Florida
There’s a game we play in Florida.
Go to a search engine and write FLORIDA MAN. Then write your birthdate.
Tell me in the reply section which “Florida Man” showed up in your search.
Try it, you’ll be amazed.
There are 4 sections of Florida.
North Florida:
Mid Florida:
South Florida:
And the Panhandle:
Those of us who live in Florida have been through quite a lot this year:
If you live in Florida long enough, you learn the best way to make it rain:
Daring the rain gods isn’t needed from July through September. It rains every afternoon.
And, yes, there is always one final meme that I couldn’t pass up.
A great map of the Florida:
Remember that Monday is labor day in the USA. I’ll be sleeping in.
Unless the guy a block down fires up his monster truck again.
My Florida man is from Pasco County and was arrested for hitting his dad with a pizza because he was mad his dad helped birth him. “Deputies observed chucks of cheese and sauce where the incident happened.”
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Hilarious! Thanks for playing the game. 🙂
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My Florida man was arrested in Seminole County for picking “magic mushrooms” while carrying an alligator in his backpack with three other men. The mushrooms were kept as evidence and the alligator was released back to the wild.
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The things people do with gators around here is incredible. Some of these come under the heading of, “you can’t make this stuff up.” That was certainly one of them.
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Can’t make this stuff up. I had to start checking random dates.
Mine: Florida man stabs neighbor with machete named, “kindness.”
The one I got from typing the date wrong “Florida man on bath salts head butts car, slaps fire chief.”
So funny, but not funny. People do crazy things.
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A machete named “Kindness?” Those were both sarcastic and funny.
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There was a news on 2nd of March 2013 a man was missing after getting swallowed by a sink hole 😳 that was scary 🙄 LOL enjoyed every piece of memes 😂🤣😂🤣😜😜 LOL totally enjoyed it 🤗
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Thanks for seeing the Florida Man in you. And beware of sinkholes. 🙂
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🤣😂 Sink holes, yes I had to be very careful, that’s why I never drive in rain 😁
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Florida man arrested while building a shed out of garbage on a stranger’s property, wearing only a thong.
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A shed out of garbage? There are many strange stories out there, but that one was “ripe.”
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😂🤣😂Lol
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Replace “Everglades” with “Uninhabitable Desert” and you could make this same kind of map for California.
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I lived in Northern and Central California. When I lived there, you could cut California in half and you’d have two distinct countries.
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Southern California for me, and I think now it might be up to five distinct countries…as long as Bakersfield admits it’s really part of Texas.
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Florida man on bath salts head butts vehicle, attacks responders
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I can’t imagine ingesting bath salts — but then again, a few years back people were injecting tide pods.
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That picture had a few tornadoes!
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Did you get a Florida Man picture with tornadoes?
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