Senseless Tuesday Sarcasm : Writing

Welcome to 3am, a time of night I like to call…

…Writer’s Prison.

I hear that writing is supposed to be hard.  If it’s so hard, why do I have 18 books in my Level of Hell series, 3 in the Immortal Sands series, and 2 that are stand-alone?

Writing is NOT the problem.

Three of my books are published.  You read that right.

3

As in 3/23rds of my books are published.

0.1304347826086957%

1/7.666666666666667.  

I wrote the first draft of book #23 last month — in 20 days.  I can’t do NaNoWriMo (National Novel Writing Month) in November; it’s hell month for my job.  So sue me for writing my latest novel in July when I’m only working 4 days a week and not 7.

What is the hardest part of the writing process? 

EDITING! 

If you’re rich and famous, a publishing company will dump anything on the public including,  “I have 12 different kinds of poop.”

Not that I’ve seen a book with that title, but given the C#@p that’s out there, several should have used it.

Am I jealous?  No.  I prefer to think of the rage inside as “other envied.”

Really — if a person can be called “other abled” instead of saying outright, “This person is a couch potato,” I can be “other envied.”

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