Senseless Sunday Sarcasm : Tired

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Over the past 3 days, I’ve been sleeping a lot.  This morning, I awoke at 11:00am.

That never rarely happens.

I have no idea what’s causing it, but this explains today’s feeling well:

One thing I know for sure is this:  It isn’t COVID-19.  No dry cough, fever, or lung problems. 

I’d rather be guilty of having Lazy @$$ syndrome.

How often I’ve thought about the many ways this year sucks, but this says it best:

I met a guy who said he was sent a notice that he had tested positive for COVID-19.  There was one teensy problem — he hadn’t been to a doctor nor had he been tested.

It makes you wonder if these are the people coming up with the numbers:

Some days I wonder if it’s better for the world to be insane or ignorant.  A person who is crazy isn’t always wrong.

I’d rather be sleeping too much than function at the level of this guy:

I wonder if he was a founder for this group?

I won’t be attending.  The last time I ate at both McD’s and BK, I kept looking at the boxes they came in, and wondering how they’d learned to recycle them into burgers.

I think that’s a good word for 2020:  Tasteless.

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