A rant/sarcasm post : Strange

Feeling a little strange today. 

The neighbors were burning something yesterday and I’m still trying to get over it. 

Here’s a little bit about my neighbors you never wanted to know:

Do you remember the mom in “Malcolm in the Middle” screaming louder than an opera Diva sings?  The mom screams like that at her kids, only most of what she says are curse words. 

I’m wondering if her toddler’s first word is going to start with an “F”?

They’re the kind of people who make WalMartians look good.

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If they wore a face mask it would probably look like this one:

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These people have nothing more to do than have parties during a pandemic, with their 3 children inside their house, run around in illegal vehicles, yell at their kids, and scream at each other. 

It isn’t enough that social services and the sheriff’s office went to their house after their toddler went missing. They found him a half mile down a rutty road that I don’t even like to walk on.  Isn’t it strange though; just before that missing kid alert, the guy had been flying around on his ATV in places where they’re illegal (aka, every road in the neighborhood).


I wake up every day feeling like this


And now…

NOW I have to wonder what’s in their burn barrel; The remnants of a meth lab? Left over drugs?

Used toilet paper?  

No…they’d probably recycle that.  

Could they be burning….

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I can see the headlines now:  Burning diapers send neighbor to the emergency room.  

My house and their house are the only two on an entire block full of trees.  Loggers from the Amazon would make better neighbors.

How did we get such “interesting” neighbors?

From what we can piece together (aka gossip), “Daddy” didn’t want his son, who had just gotten out of jail, to be homeless, so he bought a place as far away from him as possible.

Lucky us.