Get a grip

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While everyone else is staying at home, I go into work a few days a week.

Yesterday, after breakfast, gastroparesis hit like a freight train going downhill, so I stayed at home. 

When your waist just gained 5 inches,

and your mood level is strange,

no one who TP’s your house will live

If they’re friggin’ butt’s in range.

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Bored hoarders aside, this is the demon that everyone is fighting.

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Unfortunately, our dogs are generally the victims of our folly

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So….get a grip and find a way to exercise

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