Get a grip
While everyone else is staying at home, I go into work a few days a week.
Yesterday, after breakfast, gastroparesis hit like a freight train going downhill, so I stayed at home.
When your waist just gained 5 inches,
and your mood level is strange,
no one who TP’s your house will live
If they’re friggin’ butt’s in range.
Bored hoarders aside, this is the demon that everyone is fighting.
Unfortunately, our dogs are generally the victims of our folly
So….get a grip and find a way to exercise