Learning new skills

During the last month, so many people have learned new skills.

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Someone has learned how to write a glowing resume

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A lot of people are finding new hobbies, too.

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But job loss is affecting so many, some in very strange ways.

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That’s it.Β  I’m outta here before the pigeons start revolting.