99 word prompt : Shield
April 9, 2020 prompt: In 99 words (no more, no less), write a story that declares, shield your face. It can be a knight of old, a doctor, or a senior citizen. What is the circumstance? Who makes the declaration? Go where the prompt leads!
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Mississippi police raid drive-in service
“Hey, Yeshua,” Lucifer said. “I’ll betcha I can destroy the USA in six months.”
“You’re on,” Yeshua laughed.
“I’ll take the common cold, have the Chinese weaponize it, use statistics from the yearly flu, and then…then…”
“What’s so funny?” Yeshua asked.
“You know how much American’s hate Arab face and head coverings?”
“So?”
“I’ll bet I can willingly make them walk around like that!”
“What do you want if you win?”
“I want every churchgoer in the USA forced to stay home on Easter instead of worshiping you.”
“My people aren’t that naïve,” Yeshua laughed.
And Lucifer won… again.
Well done, Joelle, a great piece.
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Thanks. 🙂
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That’s is a great sarcastic conversion 😉😂😂:D LOL 😂😂Lucifer won 😉Have a beautiful day Joelle💐✨ Stay Safe ! Blessed Good Friday! 💐
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As long as the human race keeps thinking that creating another pandora’s box is a good idea, Lucifer will continue to win.
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I am with you, Lucifer will continue to win! 😉✨ got some important stuff to do. Sad I couldn’t spend time on carrot ranch this time, i’ll catch up next time for sure 🙂 ✨
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Oh, Joelle, the dark humor is strong in you.
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I like my humor the same way I like my chocolate: Dark. 🙂
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Clever, a lovely take on the competition between the wind and the sun I read as a child.
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I vaguely remember it. Didn’t the sun win in the end? 🙂
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I’m not sure. I seem to remember thinking they were both rather silly as they both had different purposes.
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Dang. That fella’s on a real streak, isn’t he?
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Yep. Never passes up the chance to show how ridiculous humans can be. 🙂
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Aliens ride past Earth and lock their doors.
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I think I posted a meme like that. 🙂
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