Humor: The virus everyone wants to catch.

April 3, 2020 by floridaborne

After trying to yell out at someone, “The white x on the floor is where your cart is supposed to be,” it has occurred to me that common sense is a commodity that’s in the shortest supply.

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I’m considering a new outfit to wear the next time I’m grocery shopping:

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Actually, I have a degree, but I’m in one of the rare professions where the administrators are still essential.

Can’t go to the gym? Obsessed with connecting on the internet? There are other ways to work out. Print this out as a reminder that YouTube has exercise programs:

Have you heard the new craze? Designer masks.

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Tags : humor, Sarcasm, satire

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11 thoughts on “Humor: The virus everyone wants to catch.”

http://theenglishprofessoratlarge.com on April 3, 2020 at 1:46 pm said:

Love those masks. I’ll bet they become an item sold by some exclusive store that will charge a small fortune for them. Someone somewhere is going to make money from our disaster. I think they excuse it under the guise of “good business.” Sob. Sob.

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- floridaborne on April 3, 2020 at 1:53 pm said:
  
  I agree. We can’t do anything about the Chinese government — or any other government — recreating Pandora’s Box, except stay as healthy as possible through laughter.
  
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robertawrites235681907 on April 4, 2020 at 4:48 am said:

Haha, Joelle. I have a degree, actually, I have two, and I am having to work my but off.

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- floridaborne on April 4, 2020 at 1:50 pm said:
  
  Some of us are lucky. 🙂
  
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V.M.Sang on April 4, 2020 at 5:33 am said:

Well, we need the laughter to get through this. Thanks for helping.

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- floridaborne on April 4, 2020 at 1:52 pm said:
  
  My pleasure to help. 🙂
  
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OIKOS™-Publishing on April 5, 2020 at 2:02 pm said:

Thank you for another great collection, and the laughter. Stay save and well. Michael

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- floridaborne on April 5, 2020 at 2:07 pm said:
  
  Thanks. 🙂
  
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  - OIKOS™-Publishing on April 5, 2020 at 4:19 pm said:
    
    Thank you, for the laughter. Have a good start into a beautiful week. Michael
    
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helentastic67 on April 6, 2020 at 10:06 am said:

Welcome to 99% of my normal life? I’m used to being alone. Everyone else complaining about it feels like 1st world problems? Respectfully. Cheers,H

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- floridaborne on April 6, 2020 at 10:52 am said:
  
  I’m more irritated with the fact that the flu kills more people and yet we’re going postal over this thing. I feel for people who love to be with other people and are alone, and for people who want to have space around them but other people insist on hugging.
  
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