TP Humor

Amid the coronavirus madness, we must take a moment to laugh while we huddle in our homes going stir-crazy.

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Image may contain: possible text that says 'I asked a Walmart worker where I could find the nuts. He said they're in the toilet paper aisle.'


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So…I asked Arnie, “Where did you get those toilet paper rolls?” He said, “Aisle B, back.”


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Tom Von Kap-herr and Extreme Jake


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This isn’t about TP, but I just HAD to include it.

Image may contain: possible text that says 'In line this morning at the Post Office, three people came in wearing masks.... PANIC!!! Then they said "This is a robbery" and we all calmed down'

Fortunately, we still have a stack of TP in reserve, left over from Y2K.  If you’re over 30, you know about the crisis that never happened.  While we were worried our computers were going to stop working, terrorists were planning 9/11.

But, as we all know, this is different (said no lab personnel ever tasked with creating weaponized viruses).


On a positive note,  people in the USA who  earlier tested positive for the new coronavirus have fully recovered.

Think positive!