Senseless Sunday Sarcasm : Conversations with Insomnia
My brain has escaped into another dimension. It does this far too often.
I apologize in advance, as the opinions of my brain are not necessarily that of the body it inhabits.
Not sleeping. Again. Why does my mind have to go on tangents?
You have a brain.
My brain didn’t want to hear that we were once smarter than this, the world has killed itself off before, we’re ignoring the evidence, and if our ignorance doesn’t get us killed, there’s an asteroid headed our way!
Don’t worry, you’ll be dead long before it hits.
My granddaughter won’t! Geez!
All your world has to do is to work together and create a nuclear blast in space that will deflect the asteroid away from Earth.
Great idea! Here’s another one: Why don’t we herd 100 cats into an algebra class and teach them an equation?
You’re saying that humans do not have the capacity to work together to save themselves so they have a chance to become an enlightened species?
What would make people want to work together?
If people wanted peace, we’d be sitting around the TV set listening to meditation music and going, “Ohm….ohm….” all day. We say we want peace, but news wouldn’t sell if all the talking heads said, “Today was a beautiful day. Nothing happened. Go back to meditating.”
Do you want to listen, or are you still on a tirade?
We have 8 billion people in the world. That’s like having 8 billion elephants in the room running around eating all the vegetables and trampling the furniture. We keep procreating as if half our oceans aren’t dead and insecticides haven’t killed off our soil.
The last few times this happened, people created soils that counteracted the poisons.
Fat lot of good that did! They were either killed when all the ice sheets melted and raised the water level 400 feet, or an asteroid hit the Earth and the crust cracked open like a banana cream pie dropped from the kitchen table. Is there anything in this universe that isn’t out to kill us?
I’m not. Yes, there people intent upon world domination. They plan to take over the world after all the wars have decimated the Earth.
You tell me this but then you say nothing but Earthers can intercede.
What are you going to do to stop it from happening?
I’m trying to imagine being a politician or a soldier. I cry really well, and I’m a master at the art of whining, so the only possible outcome is that by doing yoga I’ll have the ability to bend down and kiss my @$$ goodbye when it’s time to die. All I can do is write. What am I supposed to write about, “Repent or die?” That’s been tried before. Can’t you give me a clear message instead of this nebulous S#!t?
I am a guide, nothing more.
So then…An avalanche is falling on me and you say, “Duck.” That’s not my idea of guidance, it’s a death sentence.
Remember the professor from your behavioral science class?
She was terrific. I expected a course so dry it would make Mongolia look like a tropical paradise. She had the best sense of humor!
Remember what she said about you greatest ability?
She said that once I understood a concept, I had the ability to help anyone else understand it. She said it was a gift. Why?
Go back to sleep.
One day, you’ll understand.
So… here I sit, in the dark, imagining Earth as a giant banana cream pie. I’m beginning to hate bananas. Did you know that if you take the letters and mix them up it spells I, Man, barn peace?
I’m NEVER going to get back to sleep.
Brain is full🤔 like a bottle full of water, You got knowledge 😉, Like the point, we were once smarter and the world killed it😕. A perfect example 😂 put 100 cats in a room and teach equation 😂😂. Like your riddles at the end “I man, barn peace”😉 fun apart, take care of yourself, ensure this insomnia doesn’t affect your health. Have a beautiful Sunday morning✨💐
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Thanks, Simon. 🙂
Our brains work in mysterious ways.
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If only an asteroid would hit the planet and blow it up I’d sit on the edge and give and wildly applaud before I Burst into flames! I’m done with this hell and all its demons they will torture me no more! Tortured for last time cause I been suffering from the start… I’ve tried to be sweet and all that but just figured out what I been searching for “God” has been looking at me in the mirror my whole life…I believe in me and I am all I have ever had I come up of my own and there’s nothing out there to call upon so I’m gonna do me and the hell with all else…so if the world was fixing to explode I’d have a celebratory glass of grape juice and love the show outside on the lawn smiling from ear to ear that I would have no more betrayal abandonment abuse deception or hate to ever bother me at least not on and I’d love that fate…and I sure hope it will get better but I don’t have much hope for humanity anymore the unseen is not so unseen I see what I don’t want to see….at first I thought it was from God but now ik it’s been my enemy liar and is what’s hurting all and responsible for the abuse people in this world have been and are going through…I just want to be left alone so I decided today I’ll take care of me and all I do will be the right thing ..I’m so sick of hearing “that’s not right” from entities that can go back to hell even if I gotta take them there…I’m fed up with my head up! Finished done through with it all but my gin straight up in the air cheering for myself and healing from the pain they’ve put in me through yet again! It’s last time cause idc! Ik I sound so cheery and I should cause there not scary! I will be fine with me I’ve all I’ve ever had and am glad! Everybody lies and not just on this realm…I’m sick of them being a dick! So pardon me while I Burst into flames I’m tired if this game it’s gotten lame!!! Laterz…
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