Life with Critters
This sums up the past three days:
It’s hard to sleep with a 40 pound dog draped over your chest, and another one using your legs as a pillow.
You might be wondering, “Why does she allow that Cr@p?
I think dogs are the ones who should be asking why they put up with humans…
This is why I no longer have a couch
…or a recliner
…or a dining room table.
…or a coffee table
….or anything living-room like.
What we have is a bench with metal legs.
I arrived home one day to find a couch resembling this:
What was left, Mr. Cute-ums decimated.
I dream of the day I come home to this:
But…what good is a home like that without my 4-footed companions?
Furniture is just something you decorate your home with. You can’t buy Fur-nature.
This awaits me on the bed:
What was I thinking!
I have a cat’s chance in a catnip factory of escaping my fate.