As you may have guessed, I can’t sleep.
When I’m bored, I start trolling through memes, so I went on a very popular social media site and looked through Granny’s Funnies and sarcasm the “ORIGINAL.”
This meme reminded me of my mother’s cooking:
I inherited my mother’s cooking talent. My chocolate-avocado rolls are to die for.
This is what Grammar Nazi’s do when they’re bored
I wonder what “Can’t sleep” becomes if you shake up the letters? Leap scent? Obviously, I’m not a grammar Nazi.
Have you noticed that people are becoming more and more clueless? There’s a sign for that:
I missed the label of the hair dryer that said, “Do not use in shower.” Shocking.
Today, I was both of these to many different people:
I’ve found something that will definitely make me sleep:
Unfortunately, were I to actually find the stuff and take a spoonful it, the the day I’d have to take the first drug test ever in 25 years at work.
Good night — for you.
I’ll be looking up weird things in the search engine.
Anyone want to help me find obscure musicians from the 13th century?