Bored

by

As you may have guessed, I can’t sleep.

When I’m bored, I start trolling through memes, so I went on a very popular social media site and looked through Granny’s Funnies and sarcasm the “ORIGINAL.”

This meme reminded me of my mother’s cooking:

Image may contain: food, possible text that says 'I made a banana bread for the very first time. Follow me for more recipes!'

I inherited my mother’s cooking talent. My chocolate-avocado rolls are to die for.

This is what Grammar Nazi’s do when they’re bored

Image may contain: possible text that says 'This'll freak you out WORD Rearrange the letters DORMITORY PRESBYTERIAN ASTRONOMER DESPERATION THE EYES GEORGE BUSH THE CODE SLOT MACHINES ANIMOSITY ELECTION RESULTS THER-IN-LAW SNOOZE ALARMS DECIMAL THE EARTHQUAKES ELEVEN PLUS TWO DIRTY ROOM BEST IN PRAYER MOON STARER A ROPE ENDS IT THEY SEE He BUGS GORE HERE COME CASH LOST IN ME IS NO AMITY LIES LET'S RECOUNT WOMAN HITLER ALAS NO MORE Z'S IM DOT IN THAT QUEER SHAKE TWELVE PLUS ONE'

I wonder what “Can’t sleep” becomes if you shake up the letters?   Leap  scent?   Obviously, I’m not a grammar Nazi.

Have you noticed that people are becoming more and more clueless?  There’s a sign for that:

Image may contain: 1 person, standing and outdoor, possible text that says 'CAUTION WATER ON ROAD DURING RAIN'

I missed the label of the hair dryer that said, “Do not use in shower.”  Shocking.

Today, I was both of these to many different people:

Image may contain: possible text that says 'Be the reason someone smiles today... Or the reason they drink. Wha Whatever works.'

And last….

I’ve found something that will definitely make me sleep:

Image may contain: text

Unfortunately, were I to actually find the stuff and take a spoonful it, the the day I’d have to take the first drug test ever in 25 years at work. 

Good night — for you.

I’ll be looking up weird things in the search engine.

Anyone want to help me find obscure musicians from the 13th century? 

Blog | DFWSEM 

Category : humor
Tags : , , ,