Life with Critters
This sums up the past three days: It’s hard to sleep with a 40 pound dog draped over your chest, and another one using your legs as a pillow. You might be wondering,… Continue reading
Monthly Archive: February, 2020
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A conversation with Dark Sarcasm
Yes, I’m in one of those moods I call “Dark Sarcasm.” That happens when I wake up with a nightmare. All I can remember about it is that being chased by gingerbread men… Continue reading
Grocery store etiquette
Would you go to a good restaurant and scoop lemon butter prawns over delicate pasta in your hands to eat? How about moving your table so that no one can get through the… Continue reading
Senseless Sunday Sarcasm: Taxing
I’ve had a taxing day. Litter-ally. Every year I say the same thing. I HAVE TO STOP THE TORTURE!!! …and every year, this is what I do: Except all those papers… Continue reading
Music silliness
I’ve written a bit of poetry in my life. Unfortunately, poetry and sarcasm don’t go together well. But songs rhyme, and I especially love silly songs. My children didn’t get “Rock-a-by Baby.” I… Continue reading
…and another scam bites the ice
Awake at 3:00 in the morning after 8 hours sleep…sort of (if you count the 3-hour nap from 3pm – 6pm). I have Dan Alatorre to blame for my latest dream-mare (not quite… Continue reading
A little silliness
A little silliness today. Fun with internet searches. This prompted me to remember a few that made me laugh out loud: How about winter in Florida? Do you know what we have in… Continue reading
Senseless Sunday Sarcasm : Pretentious
Just pretend for a moment that I’m the world’s leading authority on everything, and not an author who spends a great deal of time looking up every little detail as she writes. Imagine… Continue reading
In-stinks
Where did a word like instinct come from? It’s that feeling inside you screaming things like: Run! Hide! This is a good person. This guy sucks. You’re going to fight off a migraine… Continue reading
Bored
As you may have guessed, I can’t sleep. When I’m bored, I start trolling through memes, so I went on a very popular social media site and looked through Granny’s Funnies and sarcasm… Continue reading