Senseless Celestial Sarcasm : Rest
Yet another unsatisfying moment with God, the universe, or whatever.
Hello God, the universe, or whatever I’m talking to. I’m back.
I never left.
Show off. There’s a cat next to me wanting to be petted. He does that when I want to be alone. When I don’t want to be alone, he‘s outside chasing lizards.
Welcome to my world.
You’re saying that humans are just like cats?
No. I’m saying that you knock on my door when you want something.
Fair enough. I went to sleep at 9 and awoke rested only to find it’s midnight. Now there’s a dog on my pillow.
You want to be rid of the dog?
No. I want some respect. Why can’t I have one night’s sleep where I put my head on the pillow and wake up 10 hours later?
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The answer to a prayer
I’d like 10 hours of sleep in one chunk of time as a healthy person sans the misery of cold, flu or etc.
Ah, the dreaded Etc. virus. That one has killed several people on different worlds…
You either have a sick sense of humor or you’re playing with the galactic equivalent of roaches.
Your cat wants you to move.
I know. All eight pounds of him is trying to wedge his back into my back while trying to push the back of my chair with his tiny little paws. He waited until I’d warmed the seat first. It means the temperature is just right and he doesn’t need me anymore.
You have just described what it’s like when people ask me to do things for them.
So then…we get the thankless bastard award? I’m not asking for a billion dollars, or a house with carpeting. All I want is a full night’s sleep.
…and you want a maid, your books published, a space ship…
What do you want?
An eternity of rest.
Too many worlds to satisfy, eh?
China wants world domination, America is bi-polar, Canada wants less taxation, Africa wants food, and Australia is praying for rain. The dolphins want to know what happened to Douglas Adams and South America wants fewer people but they refuse to use condoms. No one is happy.
What will humans do if you snooze for a few centuries?
What you always do, find someone who isn’t you and pick a fight.
I have the feeling I’m not getting to sleep any time soon.
This made me smile at 6. 18 am in England. I enjoyed the conversation
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Thanks for letting me know you started your day off with a smile. 🙂
You have now witnessed the mental gears that keep my brain mostly in humor mode.
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Are you still awake, well you literally woke me up. Here i was after 8 hrs of sleep still feeling sleepy 😳🙄 Guess my body wants that 2 hours more of sleep. Glad i got your post.☺️ Been missing that little fun on my daily life😁 It was fun LOL. Cats Especially whenever you bring cats into the picture 🐈 🐈 i start laughing 😂😂 Not because i love them, but because I hate them the way they dominate you 🤪 Hope you got some peaceful sleep, or was that in pieces 🤔😉 Wish you a beautiful bright day💐
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Thanks. 🙂
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10h of sleep? Where do I sign up?
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If I find the place, I’ll be happy to share that information. 🙂
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Yeah, I’m going through the same intermittent sleep pattern myself. It’s either intermittent or plain old insomnia, not two choices I appreciate. lol
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My heart goes out to you.
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This is a classic. Very good. God knows sleep is a thing of the past.
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Some days it feels like we’re living on top of a powder keg.
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Finally got around to reading this and it’s almost time for the next one. This was about your night’s sleep. I could write about my week?!? The one thing I have learned this week ,,,, practice what I preach. Or Dear God Above… can I have a break from my lessons from you….maybe 24 hours? ………and NO I didn’t ask for patience.
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I’ll see you at scrabble and we can compare our battles with patience. 🙂
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