Senseless Sunday Sarcasm : Social media Gem-nasties

As one of the few people who can still count back change, here’s to all those who never learned how:

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For people tired of being “under the gun.”  

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Here is proof that a cat can have more than one heart:

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And now for the story of my life:

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A new way to post ads for jobs:

Unfortunately, my imaginary friend is the one who puts all those chapters into my books, so I’m always asking it, “Can you repeat that?”

And last but…well…last:

Image may contain: possible text that says 'Don't wait until you're on your death bed to tell people how you feel. You could be too weak to raise your middle finger.'