Another year…another year.
The Evolution of New Year’s celebrations.
Age 10: Light the sparklers.
Age 20: Sparkling fireworks followed by large quantities of alcohol.
Age 30: Taking your children to fireworks.
Age 40: Keeping your dog from running off during fireworks.
Age 50: Trying in vain to keep your 20 year old from partying at New Years.
Age 60: Turn on music, close the windows, curl up with your dog, and hope the B@$tards stop blasting fireworks before 1:00am.
By age 70, you and your dog are too deaf to hear the fireworks, you’re in bed by 9:00pm and you don’t give a rat’s buttocks that the Earth has revolved around the sun once again during the past billion years.
No new year’s resolutions. Just one wish for all who read this post:
Happy times !!!>>>>>>>>>>>
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To happy times!!! 🙂
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Happy times !!! 🙂 me and you and everyone else on our planet, peace and joy. !!!
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Thanks. 🙂
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🙂🙂🙂
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Happy New Y\ear Joelle.
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Thanks. 🙂 And may you have many happy days until the next new year.
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thank you
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Whilst all is good, I arrived at the “Age 70 Perspective” at the tender age of 59. What is left to look forward to? Another year of blogging, I suppose. HNY from me, my wife and our housefull of dogs that are recovering from last night.
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By 50, I didn’t want to be on the road between the morning of December 31 and June 2. So far, I’d kept off the roadways every year since then. I’d rather be home with my dogs, making sure they have a human to curl up with.
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It’s only funny because it’s true.
Thanks for sharing and Happy New Year to you and yours.
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Hope your new year is filled with writing and publications. 🙂
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Thanks! It will be filled with writings, if only 99 word scribbles here and there. See you around the Ranch.
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You know I’ll be there. 🙂
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Way to go by making me feel young. Going by what you wrote, I’m around 65.
Happy New Year!
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I am sooooo over New Year’s Eve celebrating! Not yet 50 and done! Cheers,H
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All it takes is watching your cat or dog suffer during the fireworks, or too much alcohol during the festivities. Possibly both. 🙂
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I never make resolutions, so I guess that means I got no troubles!!! Hooray!!!
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I stopped making them, too. If people insist, I say, “My new years resolution is to make no new years resolutions.” 🙂
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hahaha Joelle, Lol, That was the funniest wishes i have ever received. “May all your troubles last long as long as your new year resolutions” That is epic 😀 😀 😀 Happy Happy new year, Let this new year, make you more stronger healthier and give you a happy life. 😉 Happy 2020!
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Thanks. 🙂 I hope your new year brings happiness, too.
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That’s really funny. I never kept my new year’s resolutions, but guess what, I am going to change it in 2020.
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