Monday
Me: The light is too bright.
Hubby: I’m sick of your light sensitivity.
Me: I’ve been sick of it for decades.
The inside of our house:
He has a strange sense of humor. He’d probably rig this thing to spray out cat hair:
Well…at least he’s not this guy:
His favorite thing to say is:
DON’T HELP ME!
At first, I was hurt. Then when I saw all the talents he had (many include getting greasy) I said, “Yipee! More time to write!”
His second favorite thing to say is:
YOU NEVER LISTEN!
Did I mention I’m a writer?
Hubby: Tomorrow I’m going…
Me: I’ll have to change that paragragh where Roy is talking to…
Hubby: What do you think?
Me: About what?
Hubby: You never listen.
Me: I didn’t hear what you said. Hmmm… maybe Roy should shave in that scene…
Hubby: (yelling): Tomorrow I’m going to shave the dog. What do you think?
Me: It’s winter, not a good time to shave a dog.
Hubby: Bathe! I said Bathe!
Me: Yes, Roy, you should bathe.
Hubby: Who is Roy?
Sometimes, you just have to wonder about men.
But this is probably closer to the truth:
Very amusing dialogue.
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Laughing and putting things into perspective at the same time. 🙂
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That’s the way to treat life! 👏💗
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The last one that suits me🙄 here the thing is opposite, my wife says that to me “YOU NEVER LISTEN” 😋😂 im used to it. Also im the one busy with cleaning dishes🙄🤔 I should do something about it, my writing time is literally been murderes everyday😒😜😉 Have a beautiful day Joelle!
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It generally is a woman saying that to a man. In this house, it’s just the opposite. 🙂
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😂lol
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Being a member of the family, and actually experiencing all of the above with both of you … I beg you not to write about ME!!! It is sooo funny to read but it is not the least bit of fun to experience. Great way to start my day … a hearty chuckle!
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I say stuff about you all the time like, “Can’t wait for scrabble therapy with my SIL!” You know that I take “poetic license” with my humor. 🙂
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But, bless you, you don’t expose my hilarious or aggravating underbelly. Now that would all add up to a belly laugh. For sure not just a chuckle.
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I could discuss our circus of dogs. 🙂 Perhaps we could take a picture of the all together. 🙂
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Good one ☝️
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Thanks. 🙂
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That’s pretty neat that he does things and he doesn’t expect you to assist him.
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It relieves me of the guilt when he’s doing everything and I can sit around and write. 🙂
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Amen on that last one !
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Most writers can relate. 🙂
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