Have…to….SHARE
When I saw these, I knew I had to share them.
What is life without a few laughs?
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Been there, stepped on that. All we need now is a set of new blocks called “Lethal Lego’s.” But the company is merciful: Death is instantaneous.
So that’s why my 1st, 3rd and 4th marriage failed! What insight!
And — with the holidays around the corner, it’s good to remember…
The “New Math” has finally taken it’s toll. What is the answer to this math problem: Y B A0 = U ?
For those who don’t read numbers, that’s a zero.
After seeing this, I’m wondering if the human race should live.
And never forget: Just because it sounds good doesn’t mean it is:
😂😂😂😂 That was hilarious…. 😂😂😂 Joelle, your sense of humour and sarcasm is highly appreciated🤗🤗🤗✍️… human race should exist? 😒i felt the same after looking at that 😜 and pizza 😁😁😁 that’s so funny and the last one, ha ha ha… So much fun.. That made my day✨🤗✍️ Have a peaceful Night ✨🤗☺️
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LOL 🙂 That’s why I share the laughs. It’s fun to help people smile.
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Love the fence panel…………………… a friend went to the DIY store and bought some wood that wouldn’t fit in his car, so he went back inside and bought a saw to cut it. Only when he’d finished did he realise that the two halves were too short for the job in mind.
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All of us do at least one thing in life that would leave the rest of the world wondering how we were able to breathe and put one leg in front of the other at the same time.
My “are you a human or are you actually a rock in disguise” moment was the time I tried to make candy in the microwave — in a tupperware bowl. 😀
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Just what I needed as im in bed with horrible chest infection thank you for making me love. Hugs Christine.x😻💜🐾🐾🐕
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ha! My Mum made the perfect pie and put the egg cup in the centre to keep the pastry crust up……… that too was plastic!
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Some days our mind goes directly from the ozone into the OMG zone. Not a happy place.
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🙂
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I half expected you to say that he went and bought a bigger car.
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Actually, that’s our story with camping…….. a small tent was replaced with a bigger one to accommodate us and the dog of the time. This proved to be still too small so we bought a framed tent, and needed a bigger car to transport it, us and said dog!
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LOL
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🙂
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No one puts mattresses on the hood anymore. 🙂
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Now that I think about it…. you’re right.
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They turkeys are so gross.
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I live in the country, but the closest thing to “wildlife” I take care of are cats and dogs. 🙂
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So funny! The one with the mattress about did me in. LOL
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Me, too. That’s why I had to share. 🙂
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You are killing me woman! Priceless! And you would’ve very happy in Melbourne, OZ tomorrow. It’s going to e 100 degrees in the shade! Cheers,H
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Yes! My kind of weather! But without the raging fires y’all are experiencing.
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