When I saw these, I knew I had to share them.

What is life without a few laughs?


Been there, stepped on that. All we need now is a set of new blocks called “Lethal Lego’s.”  But the company is merciful:  Death is instantaneous.

So that’s why my 1st, 3rd and 4th marriage failed!  What insight!

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And — with the holidays around the corner, it’s good to remember…

The “New Math” has finally taken it’s toll.  What is the answer to this math problem:  Y B A0 = U  ?

For those who don’t read numbers, that’s a zero.

After seeing this, I’m wondering if the human race should live.

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And never forget:  Just because it sounds good doesn’t mean it is:

That’s all for today.  Time for bed.