Senseless Sunday Sarcasm : Busy
I wanted to give you my opinion on various things you have no desire to hear about, but — alas — there is no time.
All I can do is share a few senselessly funny memes and then get back to work.
Yes, I’m working on the weekend — both days. I’d say that I’m doing so to save my sanity, but I fear it’s going to drive me nuts.
In fact, I think I’m seeing things — like potatoes coming to life.
Never thought of stalkers this way, but…
I can say this about 3 of the 5 times I “went to the altar.” There was no wedding cake for #5 — must be the reason we’re still together.
Wish I could come up with these pithy sayings when they’re needed the most.
This would never work where I live. We haven’t had a child trick or treat at our house in 26 years, much less the parents who might be looking for cheap Christmas gifts, but for everyone who does…
Yep…this is good enough for my car repairs:
I think this can be said about my brain — at least for today.
The last time I was in Dollar General, I kept staring at someone in line who was 4 feet tall and wondered: Is that a man, a woman, or a child dressed as an old person for halloween? S/he kept staring at me — probably wondering about my gender, too. I’d say, “Hey, numbnut, these pancakes are stuffed into a 32 D!” But you can buy fake boobs.
That’s it — I’m outta here. Gotta work (at getting some sleep).