Senseless Sunday Sarcasm : Cultural failures

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Taco Bell was voted the best Mexican Restaurant in 2019.

Gee, and I though it would be Golden Corral.

Americans Voted Taco Bell the ‘Best Mexican Restaurant’ of 2019

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The favorite ringtone of bored husbands forced to attend church. By the time the congregation is through with them, their ringtone will be a Sousa march.

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Schools are teaching our children that males don’t always have their plumbing on the outside.  No, it’s the XY on the inside determining that fact…and the plumbing.

Among other things that schools have failed to teach is recent history.  

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Then, there are the parental failures.  Dogs are supposed to teach kids how to come, stay, and roll over:

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We have failed to raise our children to be like our dogs in all the right ways, so my advice is this: Never look for a significant-other who is like a dog.  Find a dog just like Roger and teach him to attack on command.

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Schools fail to teach the realities of life in ways that have meaning.  Why isn’t there a class called, “What to do when she asks for divorce?”

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And lastly: If you’re in danger you’re told to dial 911 and don’t do anything that might get you killed.  Do this.  It works every time:

 

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