Senseless Sunday Sarcasm : Poop for Thought
This has been a fast-paced weekend. I had to bleach the floors, clean bedding in bleach, and other housework I’d rather forget. Otherwise, the $266 I gave to the veterinarian for 4 medications and a diagnosis of yeast on my dog would be for naught.
That was the yeast of my worries. Then it rained, and dogs who hate getting their dainty feet wet pooped on the floor.
Ergo, more cleaning while shouting bad words like, “Shoot, durn dogs!”
Yes, I was that angry.
Speaking of things I’d rather forget.
Here are Joelle’s thoughts for today, accentuated by stolen memes.
I’m concerned about men today. Ladies, who would you rather date?
A cave man in pink
OR
A man who knows how to horse around.
What has the world come to when we have to treat people like injured pest pets?
Most of us learn this lesson the hard way early in life:
And some people never learn
This is one of the reasons why Earth was cursed with circular thinking…
…and some of us create delusional dreams that a hurricane can take out in minutes.
Therapy can always be found in a cup.
My advice is to get a dog..
That’s my advice for today. Excuse me while I feed that cat. He likes a bit of warm water stirred in with his food, but not shaken.
©Joelle (gone to the dogs, owned by the cat) LeGendre
Just a thought. Has it occurred to you to just put the dogs out when you know they need to potty? Love the roundabout! So many people confused all at once! Gold! Cheers,H
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The dogs have a dog door. They can come in and out any time they please. Spoiled little muttlets.
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When I lose my shoe at midnight no one will try to find me to give it back. Heck, if you lose ANYTHING, chances are it will not get back to you.
The car decal one is just too precious. Although the men seem like they are coming out of the closet, more than in prison since the white of the middle bars blends in with the white of their flesh.
Love the change in a cup sign.
I’ve heard about the warm water stirred with food. What is up with that? Gross.
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Warm water stirred in food helps him to drink more fluids so that he doesn’t get crystals in his urinary tract that will block the flow. It’s a dreadful way for a cat to die. We didn’t know what it was when his brother died from it last year. When we saw the same signs happening to OBCC , we took him to the vet — and it was almost too late. Another day and he would have died from it. He spent 2 days in the kitty hospital Now he has a special diet, and he will often drink the water from the food and leave most of the food. 🙂
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