Lightning Thoughts
I’m writing this from work during my lunch minute.
Nothing destroys your plans as effectively as lightning striking your DSL line.
There was one small dot of cloud cover and most of it was over my house, but that cloud cover threw lightning all around.
The Fat White Dog managed to hide under an office chair. I have a picture of that and will post it as soon as I can download it from the camera (possibly tomorrow).
That chaos happened last night just before bedtime.
While I snoozed, hubby did a thorough check (with electronic thingies), to see what worked and what didn’t. The phone line worked, but my phone was toast. Well…in retrospect, better the phone fry than the computer die.
Wow…that’s almost poetic.
I called the phone/internet company (that just raised my rates by $20 a month this year) at 6:30am to report the issue and was told by the artificially unintelligent answering system that I had to call during business hours. So, I called at 7:05 am and surprise, surprise, surprise (my apologies to Gomer Pyle), the recording had a link to repair and technical services.
I had to ask the nice lady on the customer intercept line to repeat what she said — Every single time! She had such a thick foreign accident accent that I wondered if the call was being routed to India. And then I recognized that particular accent: South Florida.
And so, I proceeded to explain the problem. I was calling on my phone line, but the DSL was down. Immediately, she tried to sell me a new modem.
Nope. Not going to go there.
Ever wonder if someone is reading from a script? Try interrupting a customer service person intent on reciting, “Have you tried unplugging the computer and plugging it in again?” This was followed by, “Have you checked your modem?”
“I wanted to say, “The one that’s fried?” But then, I’d have another round of “Nope not going to go there,” and this time I’d say, “We don’t want one of their %*$&ing substandard modems.” I’m sure there’s a 5-minute monologue for that answer.
After I explained for the 4th time that the problem was at their box and not on my property, and I had to immediately leave for work, she finally stopped asking me questions I wasn’t going to answer.
Bottom line: “The technician will be out sometime tomorrow to see if he has to come inside the house to fix the problem.”
Without the internet, I might have to do housework until it’s working.
Then again…I’ve written 25,000 words on a book so far. Might as well spend the evening writing a few thousand more.
Oh, how well I know reading from a script on customer service! Throw a curveball question and they get all in a tizzy.
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The things that fried me were the fact that technical support was not available until 7 – whatever and that I practically had to use a translator to understand the woman who was helping me.
Paying $20 extra month, and for what?
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I can see your gripe. Call centres, especially those abroad, can be a lot to be desired.
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LOL big time …. might have to do house work! What, Where? Everything is streamlined for action in short period of time. That might take up maybe 30 m minutes. You’re an Author …. author/write. or sleep, or play with dogs. or enjoy yourself ….. Wanna come Scrabble?
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Working all week. 🙂 That’s how I have access to the internet. Did you get any of that storm yesterday?
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Yes, been there and done that! You cannot interrupt them with any words.
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I have been known to shout above their drone and ask them to stop talking. 🙂 If they keep talking, I hang up and hope I get someone with more experience the next time.
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Good!
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Now MY modem is ancient, and I have been trying to get a new one from Frontier but no, they have to come check it. A helpful guy at Best Buy found that they still sell DSL modems at Staples. I have to special order and pay for it, whereas Frontier (before they became Frontier) just sent me a new one. Ho hum. The guy at Best Buy spoke a language I could understannd, the Frontier customer service rep not so much,
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Very true! Most people might get the stuff the internet provider sells, but it’s usually more expensive and not as good. And it’s nice to have people who can explain it the way those of us who don’t speak Tech can understand.
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