Floridians be like, “We still recognize bad grammar when it’s over 90F.”
It’s that time of year again.
- We made it through January (aka “when hell freezes over)
- We made it through February (aka “short
manmonth syndrome) - We made it through March/April (aka when Florida can’t decide whether it wants to be hot or cold and…
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Now comes the end of May!
Once we get through the next few weeks and HOT prevails, it’s going to look like this:
Yes, that’s right! Northerner’s brains fry and they forget how to speak proper English!
There are so many jokes about Florida’s hot humidness.
I was in Ajo, Arizona once, visiting a cousin and uncle. I’m told it was hot, but I don’t remember anything about the weather. I do, however, remember my mother talking to my father about her brother’s ex-wife. Basically, she called her a slut.
…and I remember what a different cousin I met said about Ajo, “It’s so hot that when residents die, they take blankets to hell with them.
You don’t know how many times I heard the same joke over and over again from people visiting Florida in August. And yet, I never remember this happening:
I suppose hell truly is “down under.”
One thing about humid weather: Unless you have a very strong styling gel, your hair looks like this:
There’s a woman at work who shaves her head during the summer. I considered it (for about 30 seconds) simply to save money on shampoo, but decided it’s not an option. If I tried it, I’d look like this — but with wrinkles:
If you’re from the north, please visit Florida in early May or mid-October.
You’ll be comfortable, and you can still laugh at Floridians running around in sweaters, jeans, socks, and flip-flops while you’re comfy in your t-shirts and shorts.
The ambulance drivers will probably hate me for telling you this — I’ll be ruining most of their income).
These are hilarious, especially the one about Satan’s weather. It is very hot here too but it is not humid.
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Thanks. 🙂
There is one place I visited that was worse than Florida. I went to the Salton Sea once during a geology field trip (236 feet below sea level) in June. It was about 110F and the humidity was around 90%.
When you first get the the Death Valley area you feel like you’ve gained 50 pounds and you have weights on your shoulders.
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It’s winter in Australia. Cold and wet. Do love your memes too btw. Cheers,H
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Some Aussie memes are very funny!
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What do you mean some? Cheers,H
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