Senseless Sunday Sarcasm : Cat help
There are two words in the English language that don’t belong next to eat other:
Cat & Help.
Other Brother Coon Cat (OBCC): Mom is doing laundry.
Tiny Terror (TT): So…what about it?
OBCC: We’re on her laundry.
TT: I’m not moving until I get a can of beefy chunks in gravy.
OBCC: The turkey and fish stuff was good.
TT: It’s not what I wanted.
OBCC: Oh, no! The camera monster!
TT: Remember what I told you?
OBCC: Look bored.
TT (sighing loudly): All you remembered were two words? You’re supposed to look bored, turn away from the camera, and close your eyes.
OBCC: Ow! Light hurts!
TT: She’s preparing to take another shot!
OBCC (Rubs against the human intruder): Hi, mom! purrrrrrrrrr. I’m helping you do laundry!
Mom: What a cutie pie!
In the kitchen mom opens a can of beefy chunks in gravy. OBCC jumps on the counter…he starts to eat.
TT: That’s mine!
OBCC: I’m twice your size, and my claws are sharper. You can have what’s left over.
TT: Imbecile! She’s taking the bedding to the washing machine!
OBCC: Imbecile? I’m the one eating what you were trying to get her to open. By helping mom with the laundry, I did what you couldn’t do.
TT (swats OBCC): Traitor!
Mom: Oh, how cute, they’re playing!