Senseless Sunday Sarcasm : I really meme it this time…
Yep. It’s Sunday…all day.
I’ve just come back from scrabble with my bestest SIL.
Most of the time our boards look like this:
Other times, like this
Yes, we often have a vowel problem that results in verbal diarrhea
…and both of us agree. There’s nothing as refreshing as a good round of SARCASM!
One day I’m going to die and here’s what I think about that
I’m not one to be like this
Mostly, it’s like this…
because I like to have my cake and
beat it, too
Here are a few other favorites in my
husband sarcasm arsenal
and especially good for gals having tantrums…
and my all-time favorite
I’ve been told before to cease and desist
but as I’ve pointed out many times, I’m a woman, not a guy so it doesn’t pertain to me.
One day, my detractors will understand
I really, honestly, truly, and without a doubt think of humorless people like this:
If I’m dyslexic, have Tourette’s, and can laugh at this
You, too, can develop a sense of rumor.
Did I mention that my SIL has Tourette’s, too?
Betcha didn’t see THAT one coming.
Her birthday is in a few weeks and this is all I have to say about a like mind and soul inhabiting my life…
One day, if you’re fortunate enough to play scrabble with us, you’ll understand.
When my birthday comes around, she never fails to tell me this:
…with an emphasis on the word “grate.”
That’s because both of us will say the same thing — to our face.
“Definately is not an acceptable word in scrabble!”