Things no one wants to hear
Someone told me to stop complaining about my insomnia and count my blessings.
Now I have one less friend.
That’s what happens when you remind said friend that it was only a week ago he was complaining about his back.
People don’t like it when you call them insensitive hypocrites.
Unfortunately for them, when they say, “You’re an insensitive hypocrite, too,” I simply laugh and say, “At least I admit it.”
Anyone who says he’s not a hypocrite, and has never lied, is a lying hypocrite.
I wonder if Mark Twain and I would have gotten along well.
Dogs can be a great judge of character.
But just as humans can be fooled by insincere people, dogs can be fooled by food.
Hmmm….I can be fooled by food, too.
Maybe I was a dog in another life.
It’s just that the way I treat other people makes me think I must have been a cat in another life.
Cats have a very refreshing outlook on life
Perhaps I was a grammatically disabled lizard in another life instead.
No. I doubt I was any of these entities. More likely, I spent a thousand years in a Sequoia forest wishing that humans would stop trying to carve their initials into me.
It’s quite possible that I even have Buddha completely confused by now.
I wouldn’t know…I’m not a cat.